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Pick who you want to play as! [[Alexander|A1]] [[Solon*SHORT*|S1]] [[Hammurabi|H1]] This choose-your-own-adventure game (The art and website) by Damian Smith [img[5137talks.gif]] Facts for Solon by Nick Baxa. [img[Dave2coolForSchoolTalks.gif]] Facts for Hammurabi by Dylan S. [img[NOTHING.gif]] Facts for Alexander The Great by Dylan G. [img[NOTHING.gif]]

What will you reorginze first? [[Taxes|H2]] [[Laws|HLAWS]] [[Games|HVIDEOAGAMGEAS]] [[Clothes|HCLOTHES]]

What place did you become leader of? [[Athens|S2]] [[Sparta|SMEMESAGAINLIKEFORREALTHISISTOOMANYFUCKINGMEMESLIKEFUCKINGSTOPPLEASEWITHTHEFUCKINGMEMESplease?]]

What age did you became the ruler of Macdonia? [[20|A2]] [[90|A1DEAD]] [[21|A1MEMES]] [[16|A1NOTRIGHTFORTHISONE]]

What will you get rid of for land owners? [[Legos|SLEGOS]] [[Debts|S3]]

What will you placed limits on? [["Lan-"*Ring* *Ring*"Hey, Someone is calling me..."|SHLEGOLANDA]] [[Land!|S4]]

What will you make farmers grow? [[Grain|SDRUGS]] [[Cash Crops|S5]]

You introduced what? [[Polical Forms|SEND]] [["Your Mom"|SSICKBURNGETRETKED]]

You died and stuff... THE END now pick someone else! [[Alexander|A1]] [[Hammurabi|H1]]

What will you make Mesopotamia? [[The Land made out of Skulls|HMETALASFUCK]] [[Computer Factory|HCOMPUTER]] [[Make it Lego land!|HLEGOLANDASSHOLE!]] [[Trading spot|H3]]

You made a code of law. it's a what for a what? [[An eye for an eye!|H4]] [[An leg for an leg!|HMYLEG]] [[An eye for a head!|HEYEHEAD]] [[A car for a car!|HVROOMVROOM]]

Why did you want your laws caverd in stone? (opinion) [["Because I wanted my laws to be rembered!"|BH5]] [["Because I Wanted my laws to be followed!"|H5]]

Who is your laws meant to protect? [["The Wealthy"|HOLDMAN]] [["The Animals!"|HWHOLETTHEDOGSOUT?]] [["The Less Powerful"|H6]] [["The Middle Class"|HUS]]

Do your laws varied on class? [["Yes"|H7]] [["No"|HEVERYONEPAY1000000]]

You Law of Code covred what gender's rights? [[Male|HMALE]] [[Female|H8]] [[Neither|HNEITHER]]

Your laws covered what-owners? [[Cake|HTHELIE]] [[Sea|HICU]] [[Land|H9]]

Your laws where made for what? [["Justice!!!!!!!"|HEND]] [["for jeff"|HJEFF]]

What happend after your death? [[Nothing|HBORING]] [[I WENT BACK IN TIME|H1]] [[My empire declined...darn|HENDREAL]]

What age did you become commander? (you are highly respected at this age) [[16|A3]] [[20|A1YOUJUSTUSETHATONEDUMBASS!]] [[90|A1OLDGUY]] [[42021695901|A1WUT]]

How many men did you take in battle with you [[204|ANOTEHOUGE]] [[30,000|A4]] [[59,011,357|ATOOMANY]] [[999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,|ANOTEVENTHATMANYINMACEDOIA]]

in 337 B.C Where will you led soldiers into? [[CANDA!!!!!!!!!!!|ACANDAHADITTOOGOODFORTOOLONG]] [[Space|ASPACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE]] [[India|A5]] [[Russia|ASANDVICH]]

You now made a city! But what will you name it? [[Named it after yourself!|A6]] [[Name it Miamia|AHOTLINE]] [[Name it after one of your wifes|ATOOMANYCOOKS]] [[Name it Shwartzville|ABONUSPLESA?]]

What sea did you capture? [[The Medditrain Sea!|A7]] [[All of it! every single sea!|ASEAMAN]] [[The Black Sea!|ABLASEA]] [[The Red Sea... it red because of my enemies|AMURDER]]

Who will you take over Egypt with? [[Yourself|ACLONES]] [[No one, you will take it from Darius|A8]] [[Hammurabi|AH]] [[jeff|Ama-mas]]

You now have the chance to get back at the Persians for what they did to Greece. How will you get back at them? [[Kill them all...|A9]] [[Pull the Great Water Ballon Prank of 323 B.C|AJOHN]] [[Eat all of their pancakes|APANCAKES]] [[Pull them out of their city|APUSH]]

You are now 33 years old. how will you go out? [[Drink until you drop dead!|AEND]] [[Killed by a citizen?|AEND]] [[Malira|AEND]] [[Take a Rocket to Moon and drop outs|AEND]]

you are dead Who will take your land? [[Your generals|AENDREAL]] [[Your cat|ACATRULEALL]] [[A penny|APENYY]] [[A space alien robot|AWUT]]

Right as you became king you just drop dead. just died. right as you became king. that had to have hurt. sorry. [[RESTART|A1]]

"you stupid" "no i not" "whats 9 + 10" "...21" [[You Stupid|A1]]

Are you sure you became the ruler at this age? [[RESTART|A1]]

you do realize you just used that right? Right? ? [[Right?|A2]]

90 is never used... NEVER USED ONCE! [[Rember this|A2]]

[[wut|A2]] are you some kind of time lord?

really, 204? really? [[RESTART|A3]]

it a joke [[RESTART|A3]]

calm down... it's over 9,000. [[MEMES|A3]]

canda don't even exist yet... or does it???????????????????????? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAAlDoAtV7Y ▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲ [[Illuminati confirmed.|A4]]

you have no rockets so you can't go space sorry [[Pick a differnt place to rule|A4]]

"Cry some more!" "We make good team!" You now rule all of russia Nice [["Run, cowards!"(RESTART)|A4]]

Do you like hurting other people? How many swans can you count? [[None|A5]] [[1|A5]] [[2|A5]] [[This is a dream, isn't it?|A5]]

You can't name it after a wife! you have too many to count! [[RESTART|A5]]

You are now the king! long live the king! [[now pick a diffent choice pal|A5]]

You tried to take over all the sea but drowns DEAD [[RESTART|A6]]

Close, But No Cigar [img[NOTHING.gif]] [[RESTART|A6]]

Too many died that day god bless america [img[http://static.wixstatic.com/media/1deb41_526cc5b9c17f631cf32c5b20ec66fa43.jpg]] [[RESTART|A6]]

You now have an army of clones! what will you do now? [[Take over the world!|ACLONES1]] [[Take over DQ|ADQ]] [[Make a building out of your self|ABUILDING]] [[TAKE OVER LEGOLAND!!!!!!!!!|ALEGOLANDBITCH]]

who that? [[Go back|A7]]

"my name jeff" [[Go back|A7]]

You know now rule the world nice [[Go Back|A7]]

Free ice cream for all! [[YAY!(restart)|A7]]

You now have a building made out of yourself.... what? [[Go back|A7]]

You are approaching lego land. You find Ham there, with Solon They are using what?... [[Their Bear Hands...This sould be easy..|ABAD]] [[Iron Swords...|AGOOD]]

You attack the with Persians with all the water ballons in the world! They have drown them but you flood the city, so it useless to you [[RESTART|A8]]

You eat too many pancakes and you just die [[restart|A8]]

You were in over your head. They have out numbered you. You are dead [[RESTART|A8]]

This ends your trip. Now pick someone else. [[Hammurabi|H1]] [[Solon|S1]]

Your cat became the most feared leader in the world all hail Oreo, our overlord. [[All hail Oreo, our overlord.|AEND]]

Really.... A penny? [[go back, punk|AEND]]

There is no alien space robot dumb-dumb! [[go back, punk|AEND]]

That later. hint hint wink wink ;) nugde nugde PUNCH PUNCH STAB STAB [[BANG BANG|H1]]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5237hmNkCms when gamers came along the plant laughed at us but this is gaming in the future [[and you haven't heard the last of us|H1]]

You reorginized your clothes what now? [[Taxes|H2]] [[Laws|HLAWS]] [[Games|HVIDEOAGAMGEAS]] [[Clothes|HCLOTHES]]

You are the king of legoland. your feet hurt alot. [[Wait...Who is that approaching?|HLEGOLANDA]]

There skulls are of tho who betray the law! that metal as heck [[Go back|H2]]

Computer don't exist back then! Pick something else m8 [[GO BACK!!!!!!!|H2]]

My god.... It's Alex! And he's got an army of clones....why.... What will you use to fight the army?! [[Become Alex!|A1]] [[Go find Solon! Maybe he can help...|HSLEGOLANDAFIGHT]] [[Go look for a lag switch|HGLITCH]]

You Found Solon! But how will you fight Alex's army of himself? [[Fight Alex's army with your bear hands|HSLEGOLANDGOO]] [[Fight Alex's with iron swords|HSLEGOLANDBAD]]

[img[Lag Switch.gif]] WHAT DID YOU DO???? GET OUT OF HERE!!!! [[RUN|H2]]

The Iron Swords didn't work! There was too many! You and Solon are dead. The End For you... [[LONG LIVE ALEX THE KING OF LEGO LANG LAND|H2]]

You somehow did it! You beat Alex's army! you're winner [img[http://bp-forum.s3.amazonaws.com/gallery/album_28/gallery_2081_28_99857.png.b8ef8c3ab7ecd21c7d774b07964471a2.png]] [[now go back punk|H2]]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ys-661oLevE [[MY LEG|H3]]

You laws became so mean, no one liked you good job... [[RESTART|H3]]

They didn't have cars back then..... [[Dumb-Dumb!|H3]]

What will you do to be rembered? [["I will make a great change!"|BHEEND]] [["I'll kill my descendants!"|BHCHILDKILLER]] [["I'll take over the world!"|BH]]

You killed all of your child, You will never be taken over by your kids! But no-one will take the throne when you die.... You completed one of the ALT HISTORY endings! Good job! [[GO BACK|H4]]

You now rule everyone! You completed one of the ALT HISTORY endings! Good job! [[GO BACK|H4]]

You now have made a great change in the world! Everyone wants to kill you.... You completed one of the ALT HISTORY endings! Good job! [[GO BACK|H4]]

They have it too good already... pick someone else [["The Animals!"|HWHOLETTHEDOGSOUT?]] [["The Less Powerful"|H6]] [["The Middle Class"|HUS]]

N "Really? The Animals?" D "Yeah, Thats the choice." N "..." D "..." N "..." D "OHHHH!" [[D "I'm an Idoit"|H5]]

Not really them.... [[LOWER|H5]]

You-"Everyone must pay a $100,000 fine if they steal anything!" Severnt-"But if they are poor?" You-"I Said 'Everyone must pay a $100,000 fine if they steal anything' did I studder?" Severnt-"N-No sir...But they can't pay that much..." You-"So? I don't care" Severnt-"What a jerk..." Now everyone thinks your a jerk. Nice going. [[Now change your answer|H6]]

That normal rights..... [[Try Thinking Oppsite|H7]]

Everyone is your slave! All hail the mighly ham [[ALL HAIL THE MIGHLY HAM|H7]]

That a lie.... [img[Lies.png]] [[RESTART|H8]]

you drowned everyone Nice going. [[RESTART PUNK|H8]]

mEMEMS [[go back|H9]]

Thats boring [[Go back|HEND]]

You are dead Go play someone else [[Alexander|A1]] [[Solon*DEMO*|S1]] YOU DID IT

THIS IS THE WRONG CHOICE! [[GO BACK|S1]]

They some how beat you This is the end... for you... [[LONG LIVE ALEX THE KING OF LEGO LANG LAND|A7]]

You kill Ham and Solon. You are the king of lego land m8 [[OH BABY A TRIPLE|A7]]

All the legos in world are gone now... yay..... [[restart|S2]] little kids:"nooooo....."

Ham is calling you on your A-Phone™ made by Pear™. He want you help fight Alex [["Sure, Why the heck not?"|SHELEGOLANDAFIGHt]] [["go away, i said that i didn't any newpapers!"|S3]]

You decide to help Ham fight Alex's army of clones over lego land What will you use to fight? [[Fight Alex's army with your bear hands|SHLEGOLANDGOOD]] [[Fight Alex's with iron swords|SHLEGOLANDBAD]]

You somehow did it! You beat Alex's army! you're winner [img[http://bp-forum.s3.amazonaws.com/gallery/album_28/gallery_2081_28_99857.png.b8ef8c3ab7ecd21c7d774b07964471a2.png]] [[now go back punk|S3]]

The Iron Swords didn't work! There was too many! You and Ham are dead. The End For you... [[LONG LIVE ALEX THE KING OF LEGO LANG LAND|S3]]

Why do you need that???? [[go back|S4]]

Go back [[You just burned yourself|S5]]